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Theme Song Lyrics — Adult Mom | Dork

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Theme Song Lyrics

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Theme Song

From Sometimes Bad Happens2014

Written by Stephanie Knipe

Lyrics

Theme Song

I am everyone's mom Holding hands and cradling along But mom's wouldn't sit in their room All day and wait for something to happen Hey ma, get off your butt and get a part time job Mom's wouldn't hide from their kids all day and scribble in a song about doing so I am everyone's mom because i like the ring of it But if i was really your mom you'd be at cps by now

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About this track

"Theme Song" is a song by Adult Mom from the album Sometimes Bad Happens, released in 2014. The song was written by Stephanie Knipe.

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