Crookie Monster

[Intro: Cookie Monster sample] Okay Time to rhyme With Cookie! Sing along with me (Crookie) (Crookie) I'm the Crookie Monster [Verse 1] Hello boys and girls I'm the Crookie Monster Anybody who steps to me, yo I'll put it on ya You know i'm a puppet And out here, shit's thick Holding the fort on sesame street Me and my clique We eat cookie Made from weed, ooh yummy yummy yummy! Nobody in the industry can ever take my style from me I got a call on my cellular phone from The Count: "I don't like when they smoke all my weed then they bounce!" But actually Right down the block in back of me Snuffleupagus is selling all the crack happily Y'all didn't know how I met Oscar You know Maria, we bumped her and tossed her He so pissed off 'cause he lost her Seen him when he try to floss her, then his whole clique flipped Messing with the crookie monster then he got the bitch whipped Now It's all on your thing when the whole block buggin, I should have never known or heard Mr. Cooper's fucking cousin [Chorus] The Crookie Monster I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me [Verse 2] Oh, oh Me and Bert and Ernie was getting dirty in Romper Rooms Smoking hash, popping tabs, doing a lot of mushrooms Word to the father I asked Maria if I could massage her One day I caught her out there fucking Mister Rogers While he was singing, taking off his socks and his shoes I'm the fucking Crookie Monster Still paying my dues One day I had to stomp out Oscar Left him on the curb Got me some real bad herb from Big Bird Smacked him so hard 'Till he Lost his feathers I love my crookie, and oh forever and ever and ever and ever Oh yeah You didn't know that I could rap on the track? Boys and girls let me tell you, the Crookie Monster is back [Chorus] The Crookie Monster I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me I'm the Crookie Monster (Come on boys and girls) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me [Bridge: Cookie Monster et al., samples] You-you-you-you want a cookie? That's right! (COOKIE!) Hey you, hey What are you waiting for? MUSIC! [Verse 3] Oh Where's the blunts? On the ash tray That nigga Julio? Oh shit, he's past gay, OK The last day I'm gonna kiss Helena Rubinstein I don't need to keep it clean, fuck a channel 13 I'm on the scene with big brillas Mummy Crookie Monster, she keep the baby pictures For all my fuzzy niggas Yo everybody, I'm realer than you think I beat up Kermit told him Miss Piggy and her pussy stink How much you want to bet? Hell you ain't no threat I run Sesame Street I got the whole block pepped I could be bigger and larger than Master P or Puffy I'm the Crookie Monster The whole world loves me [Chorus] The Crookie Monster I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me [Outro: Grover & Herry Monster] Listen, everybody! These are all very secret monster things And we're gonna tell you because we like you!