[Verse 1]
My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude
I've got schadenfreude stuck in my teeth
There is no scarcity of epicaricacy
I want more schadenfreude, thank you, please
[Verse 2]
I'm so filled with hate, I can barely contain
All my joy when a dickhead is thwarted
Junk food for the soul is still food when you're hungry
And everything is so goddamn distorted
[Chorus]
I wanna bottle this feeling
I wanna take a bump of it
It's a beautiful, American emotion
[Verse 3]
Mine eyes start to bleed, glued to my Schadenfeed™
It's a wondеr why I haven't gotten cancer yеt
What with wave after wave of the hatred-filled haze
I inhale night and day on the internet
[Chorus]
I wish that I could eat it
That it could cure diseases
I wish that it made anything better than this
[Bridge]
And I'm no Rod and Todd, but I believe in god
I have god in and outside of me
My god believes in science
And my god believes in Karma
Insensitive irony
[Verse 4]
It's not hard to explain how you laugh at the pain
Of a person who you hope is dying
But you can [?] and Walmarts
With the bodies of the people
And I want to [?]
[Outro]
Please deliver you
Please deliver me
Please deliver all of the people from this
Please deliver you
Please deliver me
Please deliver all of the people from this
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