One

[Verse 1] I am the biggest hypocrite I've been undeniably jealous I have been loud and pretentious I have been utterly threatened I've gotten candy for my self-interest The sexy treadmill capitalist Heaven forbid I be criticized Heaven forbid I be ignored [Chorus] I have abused my power, forgive me You mean we actually are all one One, one, one, one, one, one, one [Verse 2] I've been out of reach and separatist Heaven forbid average (Whatever average means) I have compensated for my days of powerlessness [Chorus] I have abused my so-called power, forgive me You mean we actually are all one One, one, one, one, one, one, one [Verse 3] Did you just call her amazing? Surely we both can't be amazing And give up my hard-earned status As fabulous freak of nature [Chorus] I have abused my power, forgive me You mean we actually are all one One, one, one, one, one, one, one Always looked good on paper Sounded good in theory