Newsreader

I'm in love with the newsreader But she only ever gives me bad news Every update is doom and gloom And I know she feels shit about it too Too bad it's on the autocue Why's it gotta be like that, baby? What about the brightside too? Let's come back tomorrow and maybe Your spin will change its tune I'm in love with the newsreader But I only see her when she's on the clock Her voice is ringing in the living room And she's there more nights than she's not But only from the waist up Why's it gotta be like that, baby? What about the brightside too? Let's come back tomorrow and maybe Your spin will change its tune Throw me to the sport and weather Make me feel better Before they send it back to you More puff pieces and car chases World and finance news Gotta get commercial breaks in Drumming up the views I'll be watching you Why's it gotta be like that, baby? What about the brightside too? Let's come back tomorrow and maybe Your spin will change its tune Throw me to the sport and weather Make me feel better Before they send it back to you I'm in love with the newsreader But I never know what she's gonna say The world is such a fucked up place And it changes every single day