Four Days

[Verse 1: Ali Barter] It's been four days since we locked down Crazy virus going 'round town I'm stuck inside here with my dumb boyfriend He's got no idea what's in my head [Pre-Chorus: Ali Barter] The world's gone crazy It's for our safety Lucky I'm lazy No COVID babies [Chorus: Ali Barter] Even though I'm stuck here with you It could be way, way worse it's true Do do do doo Even though I'm trapped here with you We'll just break up when this shit is through Do do do doo [Verse 2: Ali Barter] It's been four long days in isolation Got carpal tunnel from masturbating And it's getting harder and harder to hide my IBS I'm pretty sure that he can guess [Pre-Chorus: Ali Barter] The world's gone crazy It's for our safety Stay away Granny 'Cause you are eighty [Chorus: Ali Barter] Even though I'm stuck here with you It could be way, way worse it's true Do do do doo Even though I'm trapped here with you We'll just break up when this shit is through Do do do doo [Bridge: Oscar Dawson] It's been four days since we locked down No more fresh bread in the damn house It's been four fucking days since in total anguish All I want is a standard sandwich [Chorus: Ali Barter] Even though I'm stuck here with you It could be way, way worse it's true Do do do doo Even though I'm trapped here with you We'll just break up when this shit is through Do do do doo Even though I'm stuck here with you We've got enough toilet roll for two But that won't do Even though I'm trapped here with you We'll just break up when COVID-19 is through