The Man

[Intro] I'm the man I got so much [?] Yes me too I got like five or six cars [?] yes (?) my personality I have the best personality And I'm so good looking Did I mention how good looking I am? [?] so rich Have you seen this face Oh, this face is wonderful I am glorious Look at my face Hahaha Everyone else envyin' me Everyone envyin' me I am the man Hahaha The man The man The man The man The man [Verse 1] Yo listen I call this bird Tina Turner Cause she thinks I'm simply the best Me and my pal Roy do 'roids in David Lloyds So we look good in a vest I'm only going Ibiza closing party next month Cause I can't wait to get on the sesh Skip the travel insurance, buy more blue pills Mitsubushi's and valets instead Mate I'm all about peace and love Unless someone treats me like a mug I don't care if you do Jujitsu I'll smash a brick on the head, you cunt Mate I'm all about equal rights Until I need to tell a bitch be quiet Don't care if your Instagram says your woke You can't take a joke and need to get a life [Chorus] Kind of like it when you ask me To open the pickle jar I like it when you ask me To top up the oil in your little car I like it when I hold the door Cause oh I just feel so mature Cause I'm the man Yeah I'm the man I'm the fucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man Yeah my balls are big and round, yeah [Verse 2] I dropped seven hundred large on me '99 plate BMW Swerving lanes with no indicators And I don't give a fuck if my driving troubles you Cause it's a man's world And I piss in the lift just cause I wanted to But don't call me a Momma's boy 'Cause I'm thirty one and still live under Mummy's roof Liquid lunch, cowabunga Yeah my nose is fuckin' thunder Speedy coke, lost my hunger Quinoa leaf [?] suckers How can I be more PC when I'm such a man Lifestyle of a lad of leisure Thank god he give me a big sack [Chorus] Yeah cause I like it when you ask me To open the pickle jar I like it when you ask me To top up the oil in your little car I like it when I hold the door Cause oh I just feel so mature Cause I'm the man Yeah I'm the man I'm the fucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man Yeah my balls are big and round, yeah [Instrumental Break] Evil is the man that is my foe [Verse 3] Yeah PC Is all I hear, all I see They're chatting shit on the TV I say "I don't know why I just can't be me" They're chatting shit on the TV I say "I don't know why I just can't be me" [?] fucking [?] [?] shut your fucking [Chorus] I'm the fucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking motherfucking Motherfucking motherfucking I'm the fucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm the motherfucking man I'm just angry cause life didn't go to plan