Cold Ethyl

[Verse 1] One thing I miss Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night Making love by the refrigerator light [Chorus] Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms [Verse 2] One thing, no lie Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie She's cool in bed And she ought to be, 'cause Ethyl's dead [Chorus] Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms [Post-Chorus] Come on, Cold Ethyl Freeze me, babe [Guitar solo] It's cool, it's nice [Verse 3] One thing, it's true Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say [Chorus] Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms [Bridge] Come here, Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooh, so cold.. Ooh... Ooh... Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl [Verse 4] If I live till ninety-seven You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven ‘Cause you're cool, you're ice Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise Ow