Dead Don't Dance

[Verse 1] If I wasn't in a band I'd probably be a criminal I estimate my options would be absolutely minimal I'd be drinkin' all day, but dying of thirst Smokin' and chokin' and worse [Chorus] The dead don't dance The dead don't dance They just stumble around like zombies in a trance 'Cause the dead don't dance [Verse 2] If I wasn't in a band they would need to do away with me They'd put me in the ground with profound animosity I'd sing to the worms, but they'd turn their back My beats would be under attack [Chorus] 'Cause the dead don't dance The dead don't dance They just stumble around like zombies in a trance 'Cause the dead don't [Bridge] I'd try to organize a graveyard hop, oh yeah I'd misprioritize and it'd be a flop, oh no So I would be demortalized, but I wouldn't stop And I'd probably be deportalized to some other plot, oh [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] 'Cause the dead don't dance The dead don't dance They stumble around like zombies in a trance 'Cause the dead don't dance The dead don't dance They just stumble around like zombies in a trance 'Cause the dead don't dance