The Congregation

Now you're here so have no fear, I'm just your friendly guide So come along 'coz you belong, you joined us when you died From your birth until your final breath I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death Welcome to the congregation I hope we meet your expectation A little tiny pinch of deviation We understand what you had planned goes by another name Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn't that a shame Your application sadly was denied But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side Welcome to the congregation I hope we meet your expectation We promise it won't stain your reputation [Spoken portion: Rob Zombie] Ah, as you can see over here the broken glass chamber of the boys from wall street. Let's hear it for the boys! And here in the eternal mariachi room for the defrocked priest and the telemarketers. and the totally fiery pit of boiling death the lawyers, pimps and mimes... Welcome to the congregation Welcome to the congregation Welcome to the congregation I hope we meet your expectation So thanks for dropping by here We're really gonna try here But in the end, you know you're gonna fry.... fry.... fry... here Umm.. excuse me, sir, is there a bathroom here?