Uncle Lenny

Uncle Lenny, what kind of uncle bets my money away? Now I got nothing, what'll I do with no utilities paid? I guess I needed a father figure, someone with a beard A dianetic text to follow till I disappear But you're just slowing me down Always slowing me down Everyone loves a clown in this town Uncle, oh, how you love to talk Everyone loves to talk Then throw you out to the dogs Uncle, I've had enough Ah, I've that enough Ah, I've that enough Uncle Lenny, you used to do lines of the sunset marquee That's why they love you All of the other uncles from the '80s (And the '90s) You called me on a Wednesday Ring-ting-a-ling You tell me everything's a-okay You don't know a thing Yeah, you're just slowing me down Always slowing me down Everyone loves a clown in this town Uncle, oh, how you love to talk Everyone loves to talk Then throw you out to the dogs They'll throw you out to the dogs Ah, ah La-la, la-la-la-la (Ah-ah) La-la, la-la-la-la La-la, la-la-la-la La-la, la-la-la-la, la-la (Ha) La-la, la-la-la-la (Ooh) La-la, la-la-la-la (La-la-la-la) La-la, la-la-la-la (Ah) La-la, la-la-la-la, la-la Sgod eht ot ffo uoy worht nehT Sgod eht ot ffo uoy worht nehT Sgod eht ot ffo uoy worht nehT