Dirty Deeds

[Verse 1] If you're having trouble with the high school head He's giving you the blues You wanna graduate, but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do: Pick up the phone, I'm always home Call me anytime Just ring: three-six, two-four, three-six, one I lead a life of crime [Chorus] Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) [Verse 2] You got problems in your life of love? You got a broken heart? She's double-dealin' with your best friend That's when the tear drops start, fella Pick up the phone, I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in, forget about her We'll have ourselves a ball [Chorus] Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) [Verse 3] If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee I'm happy to be Your new girlfriend [Chorus] Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) [Bridge] Hit you with the car and drive you to the cemetery Put you in a boot and that's where we bury her [Outro] Done dirt cheap Done dirt cheap Done dirt cheap