[Verse 1]
They say it'll happen the second I stop looking
If one more person says those words, I'll do something I shouldn't
Oh, don't you know there's only so much a girl can take?
I found a few who come and go, but they never wanna stay
[Pre-Chorus]
There's Jake and Jack who won't call me back
And then John who's in love with his mother (It's kind of weird)
Oh, I try to dodge all the love they bomb
'Cause I know they'll get bored and find another
[Chorus]
Thinking, oh, it's quite pathetic
Tell me, where did all the good guys go?
I just don't get it
I guеss I'll die alone
Well, I could sеttle for someone who's less than 6'4"
Find a nice guy that'll leave me too
Could someone tell me, oh, I'll figure out what to do
I wish I knew
[Verse 2]
If they're always coming back, they're always gonna leave
And here he is again, and we're just friends on the wrong side of my sheets
And if I hear it one more time, I might fucking scream
A person's out there waiting, well, if only you could see that
[Pre-Chorus]
Ben and Chad are just like their dad
Oh, their hairline is receding (Not this again)
Oh and you would think that they think you're a catch
God, their looks are so deceiving
[Chorus]
Thinking, oh, it's quite pathetic
Tell me, where did all the good guys go?
I just don't get it
I guess I'll die alone
Well, I could settle for someone who's less than 6'4"
Find a nice guy that'll leave me too
Could someone tell me, oh, I'll figure out what to do
I wish I knew
[Outro]
Used to dream of picket fences
Not boys who talk to all their exes
You would think I would've learnt my lesson
But sorry, can't help it, I'm hopelessly romantic
Ooh
Someone date me please, oh
Well, that's that
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