Ha!
I offered my music to all of these labels
I offered my heart up to all of these models
And I got rejected by both
But you still see me up on stage
Doin' my thang!
Yeah yeah!
So come with me
I just might have the cure for your passion
I know your lackin' inspiration
But that ass need a smackin'
And there's a billion boys
And a billion girls
And a billion songs
I think we're wasting time
Like a dentist in Seattle
Are my antics hard to handle?
Unfortunately
The money I should've spent on you
I spent it at the strip club
Congratulations!
You're self aware
And you still idolizing dollar sign bitches
Congratulations!
You're self aware
And yet you act against your own self interest
I told your mama that she can rest assured
Her girl's in good hands
And your mama just smoked a cigarette
And said, "You're the man! What's the plan?
'Cause I know that you got arrested last week
But my daughter just showed me your new shit
And I think it's real neat
So... if you really wanna make a name for yourself
I would suggest that you handle your alcohol
Before you kill yourself
Don't underestimate the influence
That pussy-power has on you boy
You must be listening
Don't underestimate the influence
Don't be out here wasting your time
On bad bitches, kissin' 'em"
Congratulations!
You're self aware
And you still idolizing dollar sign bitches
Congratulations!
You're self aware
And yet you act against your own self interest
Congratulations!
You're self aware
You're driving wet and reckless after the party
Congratulations!
You're self aware
You're 23 man, why you at a high school party?
You're 23 man, why you at a high school party?
You're 23 man, why you at a high school party?
S-S-Selena, it's been a while since I've seen ya
I booked my album release show up in Fresno
Hoping my friends could meet ya
After the show I waited for you at Bobby's
But you never came
It's funny 'cause I've been more out of control
Than I've ever been in my whole life
And Sometimes I wonder if
I would give all that shit up if you'd be by my side
It's funny 'cause I could assume why you stopped talking to me
And started to hide
It's funny how being aware of yourself
Doesn't make a respectable guy
Congratulations
Yeah you fucked it up beyond belief
There's a pretty christian girl
Who likes you down the street
And she's baking cake for you without milk and eggs
You could be with her, but you want Twitter girls instead
Congratulations
Yeah, your mommy bailed you out of jail
Honestly you've never even seen a glimpse of hell
'Cause your mommy and daddy supported you
With hearts and their wallets
And you spend their money on your drunken frolics
Congratulations, you're self aware
Congratulations, you're self aware
Congratulations, you're self aware
Congratulations, you're self aware
