Measuring Cups

Get out two measuring cups And we'll play a new game Come to the front of the class And we'll measure your brain We'll give you a complex And we'll give it a name Get out two measuring cups And we'll play a new game Can't have the cream when the crop And the cream are the same Liquid or gas No more than the glass Will contain When you talk about the Hand of Glory A tale that's rather grim and gory Is it just another children's story That's been de-clawed? When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey Have been outlawed I think they're gonna make you start over You don't want to start over Put your backpack on your shoulder Be the good little soldier Take your places now 'Cause we're all predisposed Measuring cups, play a new game Front of the class, measure your brain Give you a complex and we'll give it a name, no, no When you talk about the Hand of Glory A tale that's rather grim and gory Is it just another children's story That's been de-clawed? When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey Have been outlawed Just put your backpack on your shoulder Be the good little soldier It's no different when you're older You're predisposed That's all for questions Now the case is closed