Wet

If you're a pitcher of water I'm the kitchen floor A few slippery fingers And I'm all yours If you're a pool I'm a reckless kid running on the tile Confident I won't fall in Then slipping every time Wet grass don't sit Wet dog don't sniff Wet floor don't slip Wet paint don't stick Whatever you are I'm covered in it Doing my best to stay dry But everything's wet Wet Wet Wet They say there's not been a storm this bad Since 85 I opened up my door and you rushed inside Tried everything that I've ever heard to keep the flooding out Sandbags didn't work, I ruined every towel in my house Wet grass don't sit Wet dog don't sniff Wet floor don't slip Wet paint don't stick Wet Wet Wet Doing my best to stay dry But everything's wet Dip my toes in Watch you go in Want all of it Yeah I want in Take off my T-shirt Leave it with yours I'm coming back in the morning Whatever you are I'm covered in it Doing my best to stay dry Everything's Wet