Captain Anarchy

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! He says that for the punk rock scene he'd give his fucking life But he only ever paid to see a show once, maybe twice Instead, he stands outside the hall and panhandles for beer Then sneaks inside the hall to deface the bathroom mirror A-N-A-R-C-H-Y His name is Captain Anarchy but only in his mind A-N-A-R-C-H-Y So punk that he's a poser and he'll be one till he dies You never saw an anarchist with such perfect hair Or so many ten dollar spikes or so much punk rock gear He said he used his welfare checks to buy his boots and plaids In reality it was all paid for by his mommy and his dad A-N-A-R-C-H-Y His name is Captain Anarchy but only in his mind A-N-A-R-C-H-Y He's anarchy incarnate but only in his... You know he just can't see OI! OI! OI! OI! It's up to you and me OI! OI! OI! OI! I don't want to be OI! OI! OI! OI! Fighting, let's strive for some unity A-N-A-R-C-H-Y His name is Captain Anarchy but only in his mind A-N-A-R-C-H-Y So punk that he's a poser and he'll be one till he dies