The Great Pyramid of Stockport

I'm Indiana Jones you're that big polystyrene boulder Is this what you said you'd be When you fantasised about getting older? Left lanes slow the right's for taking over Your ghost hogs the middle lane I said I'd call on Thursday But I never Too much grind not enough rise I swear I almost broke through last night There's only so many times I can simulation theory myself out of lunch Pub quiz question seven just a hunch Cleopatra lived closer to the France '98 world cup Than the construction of the pyramids You gotta wake up You get one life live it In the valley of the kings Motivationally speaking You got everything you need You get one life live it In the valley of the kings Motivationally speaking You got everything you need And I've seen a pyramid They built one in Stockport A reincarnated insurance headquarters now an Indian restaurant And the possibilities are endless If you believe it, it can exist Imagine what the Pharaohs could have done with a four day working week And a three-fingered Twix Stockport council abandoned their valley of the kings But I'll never abandon you God bless those big black squares we keep in the corner of the room And remember You can do anything And if they can then you can too You get one life live it In the valley of the kings Motivationally speaking You got everything you need You get one life live it In the valley of the kings Motivationally speaking You got everything you need