Back with another update on the missing person situation
Local genius and quantum botany researcher, Emily Lemaitre, has been kidnapped!
Police have confirmed that fingerprints found at the lab belong to none other
Than the visionary indie bedroom rock artist known as Arlie
Evidence at the lab showed signs of a violent struggle
Nothing says "My best songs are behind me like crimes against women"
Hey, if my last hit was from 2018, I might try kidnapping too!
