Change Machine

I ate my breakfast And watched a TV show Drank a pot of coffee Got in my car and went off down the road I cut all the ties that I've strung along I cut all the ties that I've strung along I cut all the ties that I've strung along I cut all the ties Every Dunkin' Donuts corner I'm makin' lefts After every McDonalds I'm gonna turn right And I ain't stopping 'till California And everything's gonna be just the way that I like things to be I bought me a shotgun On my way through Ohio Rolled on to the next town Stopped the car and rolled down the windows I shot up every living thing that I could see I shot up every living thing that I could see I shot up every living thing that I could see I shot up every fucking thing Pull me down wife beater cop and with nothing said I unzipped myself and I let him give me head And as I left him there bleeding out on the car floor He mumbled " I've never felt this way about another man before." I used to jerk off just to fucking people Now i jerk off to people jerking off to me Oh I'm a change machine Better fucking listen to me Oh I'm a change machine Ohio I'm a change machine Better fucking listen to me I'm a change machine Oh I'm a change machine You better fucking listen to me Change Oh I'm a change machine Better fucking listen to me Oh I'm a change machine Ohio I'm a change machine You better fucking listen to me I'm a change machine Better fuckin listen to me