I Am a Laser

I saw him by the dj The way he danced was cool They said I stood no chance They called me little fool Well here I am before you And all your friends can see You roasting like a turkey It's just this flame in me And no one can burn like me I am a laser Burning through your eyes And I know what kind of man you are And I long to hold you tight I am a laser Knowing right from wrong And I know what kind of heart you have A heart so big and strong I dreamed how much I'd lay on you Sitting by your side Driving in my Dusenburgh Going for a ride I'm going to turn my beam on If only for an hour You know I switch the heat on When you feel my golden shower And no one can burn like me I am a laser Burning through your eyes And I know what kind of man you are And I long to hold you tight I am a laser Knowing right from wrong And I know what kind of heart you have A heart so big and strong I know what the boys call me They think I'm "Black Barbarella" But only one beam do I have And that's this heartbeat of mine I am a laser Burning through your eyes And I know what kind of man you are And I long to hold you tight I am a laser Knowing right from wrong And I know what kind of heart you have A heart so big and strong