[Verse 1: Dj Mustard]
We fell in love on Christmas Day, you see me personally I wouldn't have it any other way. The trees, the bees, the fleas are singing because today, today is the holiest jollyest day of them all, (What day is it?) Its Christmas day you know what that means? (No?) Well...
You’ve got more THC to kill the average fiend, you're a big boy now, we know the only dream that you're keen on costs about 20 a stick, your dimenna makes your mother feel real sick
The only Christmas Tree that you’re happy to see, is the one that just so happens to set you free. Mr Claus is coming don't you beg and plеad, big brands want your money, FEED THE MACHINE
The governmеntal persistence is a messed up conjunction
And the Christmas joy is a just a basic function
Used to break up the financially weak
All this peng ting yeah its a scam for the meek
We making all these songs so that the world sings along
Christmas joy is a ploy, the market scheme stands strong
And all these women post on insta that they're hashtag blessed
And all these Christmas likes give them a god complex
And all these other women commenting they're just obsessed
It seems to me that they're hashtag pressed
[Chorus]
I wouldn't have it any other day
I couldn't show it any other way
I fell in love on Christmas day
I fell in love on Christmas day
I wouldn't have it any other day
I couldn’t show it any other way
I fell in love on Christmas day
I fell in love on Christmas day
[Verse 2: Avarice the Author]
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
When I say Christmas you say yeah
Christmas (YEAH) Christmas (YEAH)
When I say Santa you say yeah
Santa (YEAH) Santa (YEAH)
When I say presents you say yeah
Presents (YEAH) Presents (YEAH)
When I say Satan you say yeah
Satan... (huh?)
[Chorus]
I wouldn't have it any other day
I couldn’t show it any other way
I fell in love on Christmas day
I fell in love on Christmas day
I wouldn't have it any other day
I couldn't show it any other way
I fell in love on Christmas day
I fell in love on Christmas day
[Verse 3: Avarice the Author]
Avarice the author on the mic
Cause I gotta love all these Christmas cheers
Santa's got my brothers mother on his Christmas list
Sitting under mistletoe and she gon’ give a kiss
All these parents giving gifts to all their little kids
Naughty children getting coal and throwing hissy fits
Mariah Carey on the mic singing those same old hits
Grandfathers growing the mo, and watching their wives knit
I got internet buys under my good boy list
I'm entering into the prizes that I cannot win
I'm feeling all the the highs, that, I cannot miss
He's got those merciless eyes, making me feel all sick
Maybe this eggnog, will give me a little kick
I've got brains, I've got braun, I've got a whole lot of this song
And if you feel me sing along, if you hear me sing along
[Chorus]
I wouldn't have it any other day
I couldn't show it any other way
I fell in love on Christmas day
I fell in love on Christmas day
I wouldn't have it any other day
I couldn't show it any other way
I fell in love on Christmas day
I fell in love on Christmas day
