Middle Urinal Business

[Chorus] Yeah, what? What is this? Middle urinal business Yeah, what? What is this? Middle urinal business He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish [Verse 1] Like a knight into Camelot he rolled into town Knowing all too well what was gonna go down People came from far and wide They fell to his feet, they laughed, they cried [Pre-Chorus] How he does it is a mystery Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury Straight past the soft boys quеuing for the cubicle Straight to the point, straight to thе middle urinal [Chorus] Yeah, what? What is this Middle urinal business? Yeah, what? What is this Middle urinal business? He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish [Interlude] Mate, I pee wherever I want, whenever I want, in front of whoever I want. What the fuck, I'm gonna pee right now, watch this. Here, in front of whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. What's up dog! [Verse 2] He's not a typical geezer, he's a mythical creature He's a spiritual leader, a very big fish Part man, part golden retriever Pissing up the wall, picking up a call [Pre-Chorus] How he does it is a mystery Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury Past the weak boys queuing for the cubicle Straight to the point, straight to the middle urinal [Chorus] Yeah, what? What is this Middle urinal business? Yeah, what? What is this Middle urinal business? He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish He's a very very very big fish [Verse 3] So there I was, facing the corner Counting back from ten, imagining flowing water Then in he burst, unbelievable swagger No fucks given, when relieving his bladder [Instrumental Outro]