Middle Urinal Business

[Chorus]

Yeah, what? What is this?

Middle urinal business

Yeah, what? What is this?

Middle urinal business

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

[Verse 1]

Like a knight into Camelot he rolled into town

Knowing all too well what was gonna go down

People came from far and wide

They fell to his feet, they laughed, they cried

[Pre-Chorus]

How he does it is a mystery

Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury

Straight past the soft boys quеuing for the cubicle

Straight to the point, straight to thе middle urinal

[Chorus]

Yeah, what? What is this

Middle urinal business?

Yeah, what? What is this

Middle urinal business?

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

[Interlude]

Mate, I pee wherever I want, whenever I want, in front of whoever I want. What the fuck, I'm gonna pee right now, watch this. Here, in front of whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. What's up dog!

[Verse 2]

He's not a typical geezer, he's a mythical creature

He's a spiritual leader, a very big fish

Part man, part golden retriever

Pissing up the wall, picking up a call

[Pre-Chorus]

How he does it is a mystery

Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury

Past the weak boys queuing for the cubicle

Straight to the point, straight to the middle urinal

[Chorus]

Yeah, what? What is this

Middle urinal business?

Yeah, what? What is this

Middle urinal business?

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

He's a very very very big fish

[Verse 3]

So there I was, facing the corner

Counting back from ten, imagining flowing water

Then in he burst, unbelievable swagger

No fucks given, when relieving his bladder

[Instrumental Outro]