Grow Up

I'm almost 25, but I feel like I'm 17 I don't eat greens and never keep my bedroom clean I don't care about politics, I never read the news I just stay up late, procrastinate, and watch cartoons And when I'm tying my laces, I still make two bunny ears And I watch all my friends settle down as days turn into years And I still sleep all alone because I never learned to share My success with anybody, but I swear If I could grow up If I could grow up I would grow the fuck up I'm almost 25, but I feel like a little girl Who would rather spend her time in an imaginary world I'll accept your invitation, and I'll make up an excuse For why I simply cannot make it, that's why people call me rude And I'll only ever trust you if you make a pinky promise But I'll still tell you anything, I'm way too fucking honest And I'll always talk the loudest until everybody stares Because I'm desperate for attention, but I swear If I could shut up If I could shut up I would shut the fuck up I wish I could be more like you Mature enough to see things through But everything I start, I quit 'Cause I am still a little kid And everyone around me grows I'm standing on my tippy toes These shoes feel like they'll never fit 'Cause I am still a little kid I am still a little kid I am still a little kid I am still a little kid If I could grow up If I could grow up I would grow the fuck up If I could grow up If I could grow up I would grow the fuck up