Bad Jazz

You ain't no Charlie Bird man This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man Trying to come on like John Coltrane You're a white stain on black name Like bad jazz Cheese on a hip hot day East 17‚ Vanilla Ice‚ that ain't nice You ain't pop popular‚ man Pop world's like an old empty molasses can Twenty white kids kicking 'round a basketball court Bad jazz Like cheese on a hip, hot day Bad jazz You ain't no Charlie nothin' man You're more like Charlie Brown, man That's all white right‚ right, white, right‚ man Like forty-one and that ain't bright light Bad jazz Bad, bad, bad ass jazz B A D J A Z Z Z Top Viva Las Vegas What the hell's that? That's right, bad jazz, right white man Mmm yeah I ain't no Brooklyn queen But at least I ain't Heaven 17 I don't talk like that man I'm white, right, white, right, light white man, yeah Bad jazz Bad jazz You ain't no Charlie Bird, man This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man Trying to come on like John Coltrane You're more like Humphrey Lyttelton, man Bad jazz, jazz, jazz