Come to the Supermarket (In Old Peking)

If you want a fancy fan Or a turkey born in turkey-stan Or a slave that's awf'lly african Or a teapot early ming Come to the supermarket in old peking If you want to buy a kite Or a pup to keep you up at night Or a dwarf who used to know snow white Or a frog who loves to sing Come to the supermarket in old peking They have: sunflow'r cakes, moonbeam cakes Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes Pickled eels, pickle snakes Fit for any king If you want a bust of jade Or an egg that's more or less decayed Or in case you care to meet a maid For a nice but naughty fling Come to the supermarket If you come on an ostrich, you can park it So come to the supermarket And see pe- King If you want a gong to beat Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat Or a painting slightly indiscreet That is simply riveting Come to the supermarket and see peking Well, if you want some calico Or a gentle water buffalo Glow worm guaranteed to glow Or a cloak inclined to cling Come to the supermarket in old peking They have bird's-nest soup, seaweed soup Noodle soup, poodle soup Talking crows with the croup Almost anything If you want to buy a saw Or a fish delicious when it's raw Or a pill to kill your moth'r-in-law Or a bee without a sting Come to the supermarket If you come on a turtle, you can park it So come to the supermarket If you come on a goose, you can park it So come to the supermarket And see Pe- King!