Sadie, Sadie

[FANNY] Mrs. Arnstein, Mrs. Arnstein What a beautiful, beautiful name! Sadie, Sadie, married lady See what's on my hand There's nothing quite as touching As a simple wedding band Oh, how that marriage license works On chambermaids and hotel clerks The honeymoon was such delight That we got married that same night I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady Sadie, you did the trick Not every girl can get herself A guy who looks like Nick To tell the truth, it hurt my pride The groom was prettier than the bride I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me We're sailing on so rosy, dear Bring chicken soup down to the pier Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me [NICK] Sadie, Sadie, married lady [FANNY] Meet a mortgagee The owner of an icebox [NICK] With a ten-year guarantee [FANNY] Oh, sit me in the softest seat Quick, a cushion for my feet Do for me, buy for me, lift me, carry me Finally got a guy to marry me I do my nails, read up on sales All day the records play Then he comes home, I tell him Oy, what a day I had today! I swear I'll do my wifely job Just sit at home, become a slob A husband, a house And a beautiful reflection Of my love's affection Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me