Sadie, Sadie

[FANNY]

Mrs. Arnstein, Mrs. Arnstein

What a beautiful, beautiful name!

Sadie, Sadie, married lady

See what's on my hand

There's nothing quite as touching

As a simple wedding band

Oh, how that marriage license works

On chambermaids and hotel clerks

The honeymoon was such delight

That we got married that same night

I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady

Sadie, you did the trick

Not every girl can get herself

A guy who looks like Nick

To tell the truth, it hurt my pride

The groom was prettier than the bride

I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me

We're sailing on so rosy, dear

Bring chicken soup down to the pier

Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me

[NICK]

Sadie, Sadie, married lady

[FANNY]

Meet a mortgagee

The owner of an icebox

[NICK]

With a ten-year guarantee

[FANNY]

Oh, sit me in the softest seat

Quick, a cushion for my feet

Do for me, buy for me, lift me, carry me

Finally got a guy to marry me

I do my nails, read up on sales

All day the records play

Then he comes home, I tell him

Oy, what a day I had today!

I swear I'll do my wifely job

Just sit at home, become a slob

A husband, a house

And a beautiful reflection

Of my love's affection

Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me