[Verse 1]
Remember when online was where you hung the wash
And a megabyte was a really big nosh?
And if it was a virus you got
You went to the doctor and got a shot? (Ooh)
[Verse 2]
Internet or interface
Download, upload, database
Pixel, shmixel, cyberspeak
They may as well be speaking Greek
[Verse 3]
Once, a floppy disk meant you had a bum back
A hack drove a cab and a burger was a Mac
Modems, chat rooms, DOS and DATs
A mouse in your pad? That's why we had cats
[Verse 4]
Nowadays, you need a degree from MIT
To operate your own TV
I used to find a channel quicker
When all you needed was one clicker
Listen, I don't mean to bicker
But now my clicker has a clicker
And each new clicker makes me sicker
If I could only find a clicker
To turn all the clickers off!
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