The Clicker Blues

[Verse 1]

Remember when online was where you hung the wash

And a megabyte was a really big nosh?

And if it was a virus you got

You went to the doctor and got a shot? (Ooh)

[Verse 2]

Internet or interface

Download, upload, database

Pixel, shmixel, cyberspeak

They may as well be speaking Greek

[Verse 3]

Once, a floppy disk meant you had a bum back

A hack drove a cab and a burger was a Mac

Modems, chat rooms, DOS and DATs

A mouse in your pad? That's why we had cats

[Verse 4]

Nowadays, you need a degree from MIT

To operate your own TV

I used to find a channel quicker

When all you needed was one clicker

Listen, I don't mean to bicker

But now my clicker has a clicker

And each new clicker makes me sicker

If I could only find a clicker

To turn all the clickers off!