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From recess2019

Written by bbno$, Konrad OldMoney

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chess

[Intro]

I'm playing chess, motherfucker

Ugh

Fuck

[Chorus]

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big stacks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big racks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big stacks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big racks

[Verse 1]

Slo-slow down bitch, hm, let me get my freeze on (Go-go-go-got my jewels on)

You so crusty boy, yeah, looking like crouton

Take a couple EPO's, I got my fuckin' juice on

Pull up on your mom, and I'm hoping that I choose wrong

Out the futon, let me put my shoes on

In top lane, yeah, I'm spinning out like Wukong

Name is no money you can find me using coupon

Sorry that your ex girl said you had a ding-dong

You're off like six Xan's, can't hear you speaking Klingon

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"chess" is a song by bbno$ from the album recess, released in 2019. The song was written by bbno$, Konrad OldMoney. It was produced by Konrad OldMoney.

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Konrad OldMoney

Why'd you have to pipe your girl with a tiny clip-on?

Pick you out the game then I'll make my money life long

Blow in China, cash in China, play a game of Mahjong

Pretty much a dictionary cause all I spit is facts

Shittin' on these rappers 'cause I'm eating all that flax (Flax)

Pull up swinging Nerfs, yeah, I got your ass on blast (Blast)

Broke my arm from whipping, bitch, hmm, cop a golden cast, what up?

[Chorus]

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big stacks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big racks (Brr)

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big stacks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big racks

[Verse 2]

I got five, six, seven, eight chains that are slightly fake

Pulled up on your mommy, got some cookies that I'm tryna bake

I know I'm kinda icy, really frosty but without the flakes

I never smoke the grass 'cause I do not wanna deal with snakes

Drop tape, watch me make paper

Every day, I'm out here tryna make my bank account deep as Kelowna lake

Ogopogo, check my flow though, broke as shit, I flex like hobo

Like her boobies, add the Coco

Cuff her up and that's a no-no, spend a bag I get it back, I didn't know that I could yo-yo

Got the Goyard for my wallet and I got it on the low-low

Higher Brothers, crazy fire I'm really tryna work with Know Know

Got some love for Chinese girls, have you seen the girl named Zozo? (Woah)

When did all these apes start chilling on my clothes? (Clothes)

Pulled up in the Model X, and then I hit the coast (Haha)

You should see my banking statement (I ain't tryna fuckin' boast, baby, skrrt)

[Chorus]

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big stacks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big racks (Brr)

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big stacks

Move a piece forward then I move a piece back

I got one, two, three, four, five big racks

[Outro]

No money

—Racks

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

What-what?

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks

What-what?

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks

What-what?

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks

What-what?

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks, I got racks, I got racks

I got racks

What-what?

I got—

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