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bbno$

flex

From bb steps2018

Written by bbno$

Produced by sonn

Lyrics

flex

[Chorus]

So I'm sweet like Tutti Frutti

Booty gave me cooties

1970 shit

Might just pop a ludie

Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia

Your mommy's quite the bitch and she want my boner

And I had to phone her and her name is Mona

And of course i got her leashed up I'm a loner

She need the dong to live and I'm the donor

[Post-Chorus]

So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex)

Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex)

So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I'm next)

And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt)

[Verse 1]

Diamonds I talk about

Got a little bit of plastic, I'm moving the copper now

Can you tell me why your girl has a potty mouth

Why is this something you haven't even thought about

Heard that I'm the best

Gucci on my chest

Speaking for the public

I don't got a problem

About this track

"flex" is a song by bbno$ from the album bb steps, released in 2018. The song was written by bbno$. It was produced by sonn.

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Sipping on some bubbly

Man my life is lovely

Mommy on my case

Why she tryna rub me

Booty so wide its 5 by 5

Make a couple tracks 25 x 5

Bandwidth it be WiFi

Not Sci-fi, sorry Bill Nye

Doing just fine, 500 there

500 there, 500 squared

In my bank account, I'ma tell you now

I'm doing just fine, fuck a discount

[Chorus]

So I'm sweet like tooti frooti

Booty gave me cooties

1970 shit

Might just pop a ludie

Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia

Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner

And I had to phone her and her name is Mona

And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner

She need the dong to live and I'm the donor

[Post-Chorus]

So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex)

Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex)

So I drop another track, I'm next (yeah I'm next)

And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt)

[Verse 2]

Gotta take a shit

Might just shit on you (Pew)

I don't give a frick (ppt)

I'm the fuckin' dude

Dude where's my car

I don't own a car

Take a trip to Zanzibar

So I did some research and I learned a bit

That you ain't nothing, but a little bitch (Pew)

And I piped your mom cause shes my prof

Cause I wanted A's but she gave me D's (she only gave me D's)

(What? Fuck this)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-W-X-Y-Zed, huh

Why your bitch in my bed, huh

Why does baby not flex, huh

Why does baby say Zed

You know I'm from Canada, right

[Chorus]

So I'm sweet like tooti frooti

Booty gave me cooties

1970 shit

Might just pop a ludie

Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia

Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner

And I had to phone her and her name is Mona

And of course i got her leashed up I'm a loner

She need the dong to live and I'm the donor

[Post-Chorus]

So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex)

Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex)

So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I'm next)

And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt)

[Outro]

Oh, bbno$

Oh, bbno$

Oh, bbno$

Oh, bbno$

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