I Want to Be in the Mafia

[Verse 1] I wonder if I would crack under fire I wonder if I'm a rat Love is being connected I wanna feel like that The crew and I will hang on the steps Outside a chippy shop in Oldham I'd make mistakes; they'd clean up the mess We'll play Texas hold-em and talk about religion It's a wonder how I try So little in my life I still could be insane But I'd do it in style [Pre-Chours 1] No one would ever talk to me that way Get the boss on the phone Some jabroni’s in my face He thinks he's the man [Chorus 1] I wanna be in the mafia I wanna push everybody down, down, down I wanna put a hit out on my brain And live another day in the mafia [Verse 2] I met a guy at Belmont Psychiatric Didn't like the look of his room He told me he was taking mine And I said, "Should I make your bed? Do you tuck your sheets in?" My mind is over that way My soul is over there somewhere I'm just in-between Saying "what do you want from me?" [Pre-Chrous 2] I know I'll never be untouchable But if I ever get pinched I know a henchman inside Will get to bust me out [Chorus 2] I wanna be in the mafia I wanna push everybody down down down I wanna put a hit out on my brain and say "What do I look like, an asshole?" I wanna be Ray Liotta And live another day in the mafia [Outro] And in the evening I'd take off my sweatpants Adjust my chain and put on some other sweatpants Look at my pinkie ring This little thing Means somebody loves me I'm beginning to give up There's nothing in my cup I'm hoping it's a phase I'm longing for the days In the mafia