Take Off

Hello and welcome to this lit ass flight Federal law requires compliance with all signs, placards and crew member instructions To fasten your seatbelts put the down buckle inside the other buckle You probably do this everyday in your vehicle It's no different on a plane To tie it just pull that strap Your seatbelt should be light across your hips Are you ready for take-off? Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off We're about to get airborne bitch Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off It's time to fuckin' take-off bitch Bitch Are you ready for take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off It's time to fuckin' take-off bitch We're about to experience some turbulence Are you ready for take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Take-off Alright, thanks for flying with us on this lovely day If you'd like to apply for a sky miles card please see a flight attendant Otherwise have a nice evening