Heart Attack Man

Here's a little ditty about a good guy I know He's named the Heart Attack Man And, you know, he weighs in pretty hefty My man's like two hundred seventy... (Laughing) How much he weigh? (Laughing) He's like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial Okay, okay, let's take it from here Drink a six-pack, and then you play some ball Walking down the stairs, and then he starts to fall Add on two joints, and he starts to sweat Two hundred seventy-five pounds that you can't forget Cause he's a... Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Spend all your money on your health insurance plan Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Keep on getting bigger because you know that he can Why do you force yourself on top of that girl? Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's man's world Someday, that shit will come back to you Throwing your weight around, that shit is through Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Going nowhere, and got no master plan Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Weighs in at two seventy-five (Step back, step back, or catch a heart attack) Yeah, my man is lucky to be alive (Step back, step back, or catch a heart attack) Smokin' and drinkin’, too (Step back, step back, or catch a heart attack) My man, the Heart Attack Man, is gonna be running over you (Step back, step back, or catch a heart attack) Got no goddamn respect (Step back, step back, or catch a heart attack) Yeah, you'd better put your big, big bitch ass in check (Step back, step back, or catch a heart attack) Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Time to change your ways, Heart Attack Man Oh, what do we know about partying or anything else?