[Verse]
Today's uhh august 4th, 1982 ...
I'm really bored and there was some dead animals that we played with ...
There was a weed wacker ... We stole two of them ...
A cop car was on fire ... My friend scott, he was running and he uhh slipped on a twinkie ...
And his nose was covered with blood ... The security helicopter shot a spotlight ... Somebody pulled their pants d ...
