Beercan

Alcohol on my hands, I got plans To ditch myself and get outside Dancing women throwing plates Decapitating their laughing dates Swirling chickens caught in flight Out of focus, much too bright Coming down, shiny teeth Game show suckers trying to bleed

But I got a drug and I got the bug And I got something better than love How you like me now? Pretty good Going on, feeling strong I quit my job blowing leaves Telephone bills up my sleeves Choking like a one man dust bowl

Freedom rock slime ball talking in code Went down, lit up the shack Grab me a beer out of the sack Everybody bent over twice Painting the walls, throwing some dice Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief (And they were singing like this) Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun

Put my soul between a bun Now I'm hungry, now I'm drunk Now I'm running like a flaming pig (Oh, yeah) Scraping off the attitude Old man eating all my food Don't be kind, don't be rude Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

(Oh yeah, my goodness) Fluffy clouds Jumping rainbows Fluffy clouds I'm sad Jumping rainbows A soft and snuggly place Fluffy clouds

I'm sad Jumping rainbows A soft and snuggly place Fluffy clouds I'm sad and unhappy Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun Put my soul between a bun Now I'm horny, now I'm drunk

Now I'm running like a flaming pig (Oh, yeah) Scraping off the attitude Old man eating all my food Don't be kind, don't be rude Just shake your boots and let it all get loose (Oh, yeah, my goodness) Oh yeah, I like it like that

Oh, that is cold Somebody put a flamethrower on that Oh my goodness Take me down to the depot Somebody put me down on the bus Oh yeah, I like it like that Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras Hey, hey, hey Oh yeah Uh, huh What's happening?