Cut 1/2 Blues

[Verse 1] I thought I heard a chainsaw revving late last night I woke this morning and I knew I was right [Chorus] I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues [Verse 2] I knew we were in trouble, I knew she lost her head When she started bringing all those power tools to bed [Chorus] I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues [Verse 3] I'm laying in my grave, all I do is grunt 'Cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front [Chorus] I got the cut-in-half blues The cut-in-half blues Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues [?] motherfucker