Sissyneck

I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline Cause the wind that is blowing Is blowing like a smoke machine If I said to you That I was looking for a place to get to Cause my neck is broken And my pants ain't getting no bigger

I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good old boys I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time All my friends Tell me something is getting together

I got a beard that would disappear If I'm dressed in leather Now let me tell you about my baby She was born in Arizona Sitting in the jail house Trying to learn some good manners I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life

And some good old boys I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time Match sticks strike When I'm riding my bike to the depot Cause everybody knows my name At the recreation center

If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight Cause nobody knows When he good times have passed out cold I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good old boys I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill

In the evening time I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good old boys I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time Don't talk to me

If you're looking for somebody to cry on Don't talk to me If you're looking for somebody to cry on Ah!