Bitches Ain't Shit

[Intro: Ben Folds] Bitches ain't shit Bitches ain't shit [Hook: Ben Folds] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on these nuts and suck the dick Let's get the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run [Verse 1: Ben Folds] I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tighter than the motherfucking gangster beats And we was balling on the motherfucking Compton streets Peep that shit got deep and it was on Number one song after number one song Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at But she was hanging with a white bitch doing the shit she do Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two And the ends that she got meant nothing And now she's suing cause the shit she be doing ain't shit (Bitches can't hang with the streets) She found herself short (Now she's taking me to court) That's real conversation for your ass [Verse 2: Lindsay "lin-Z" Jamieson] I once had a bitch named Mandy May Used to be all in them guts like every day The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung I was in love like a motherfucka licking the pearl tongue The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine Guess what? Got gaffled by one time I'm back in the motherfucking county jail Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail I gets released on a hot sunny day My nigga D.O.C. and my homie Dr. Dre Scooped in a coupe, "Snoop we got the news Your girl was tricking while you was draped in the county blues" I ain't been out a second And already I gotta do some motherfucking chin checkin' Move up the block as we groove down the block See my girl's house, "Dre, pass the Glock" Kick in the do' and I look on the flo' It's my little cousin Daz and he's fucking my ho" I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed (Man, fuck that bitch!) (Three, four...) [Hook: Ben Folds] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on these nuts and suck the dick Let's get the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run [Verse 1: Ben Folds] I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tighter than the motherfucking gangster beats And we was balling on the motherfucking Compton streets Peep that shit got deep and it was on Number one song after number one song Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at But she was hanging with a white bitch doing the shit she do Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two And the ends that she got meant nothing And now she's suing cause the shit she be doing ain't shit (Bitches can't hang with the streets) She found herself short (Now she's taking me to court) That's real conversation for your ass [Outro: Ben Folds] Bitches can't hang with the streets Bitches can't hang with the streets Bitches can't hang with the streets Bitches can't hang with the streets