Bitches Ain't Shit

[Intro: Ben Folds]

Bitches ain't shit

Bitches ain't shit

[Hook: Ben Folds]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

Let's get the fuck out after you're done

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run

[Verse 1: Ben Folds]

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

Tighter than the motherfucking gangster beats

And we was balling on the motherfucking Compton streets

Peep that shit got deep and it was on

Number one song after number one song

Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat

I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

But she was hanging with a white bitch doing the shit she do

Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two

And the ends that she got meant nothing

And now she's suing cause the shit she be doing ain't shit

(Bitches can't hang with the streets) She found herself short

(Now she's taking me to court) That's real conversation for your ass

[Verse 2: Lindsay "lin-Z" Jamieson]

I once had a bitch named Mandy May

Used to be all in them guts like every day

The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung

I was in love like a motherfucka licking the pearl tongue

The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood

So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back in the motherfucking county jail

Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail

I gets released on a hot sunny day

My nigga D.O.C. and my homie Dr. Dre

Scooped in a coupe, "Snoop we got the news

Your girl was tricking while you was draped in the county blues"

I ain't been out a second

And already I gotta do some motherfucking chin checkin'

Move up the block as we groove down the block

See my girl's house, "Dre, pass the Glock"

Kick in the do' and I look on the flo'

It's my little cousin Daz and he's fucking my ho"

I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed

(Man, fuck that bitch!)

(Three, four...)

[Hook: Ben Folds]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

Let's get the fuck out after you're done

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run

[Verse 1: Ben Folds]

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

Tighter than the motherfucking gangster beats

And we was balling on the motherfucking Compton streets

Peep that shit got deep and it was on

Number one song after number one song

Long as my motherfucking pockets was fat

I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

But she was hanging with a white bitch doing the shit she do

Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two

And the ends that she got meant nothing

And now she's suing cause the shit she be doing ain't shit

(Bitches can't hang with the streets) She found herself short

(Now she's taking me to court) That's real conversation for your ass

[Outro: Ben Folds]

Bitches can't hang with the streets

Bitches can't hang with the streets

Bitches can't hang with the streets

Bitches can't hang with the streets