[ADRIAN]
Something feels a bit funny
Something feels a bit strange
I'm getting distracted
I've got to stay focused on atmospheric change
God, there's something about her
That makes me turn to mush
I feel all funny inside
It must be a crush!
[NIGEL]
Check the girl next to Moley
She's a bit of alright
I'll take her our to the disco Friday
And bust my moves all night
Yeah!
[ADRIAN]
She's got hair the colour of treacle, yeah!
And the skin's as soft as the snow
[ADRIAN, NIGEL]
When I look across at Pandora
There's a feeling down below
Would you look at that girl
{ADRIAN]
She's incredible
[NIGEL]
Look at that girl
She's so edible
[ADRIAN, NIGEL]
She's like a dream
She's strawberries and cream
[ADRIAN]
If only I had a spoon
[ADRIAN, NIGEL]
You've only got to look at that girl
And you're suddenly caught in a hazy world
And there's nothing I won't do
Than to get with that girl
[NIGEL, spoken]
So then box, tell us about yourself
[PANDORA, spoken]
Well, what do you want to know?
[ADRIAN, NIGEL - spoken]
Everything
[PANDORA, sung]
Well my dad's an accountant
But a socialist as well
They moved me out of private education
To this comprehensive hell
I've a pretty pony named blossom
And I ride her every day
Just a little tap on her bottom
And she makes the most fabulous neigh
The most fabulous neigh
[ENSEMBLE]
Everybody look at that girl
[PANDORA]
I'm political
[ENSEMBLE]
Look at that girl
[PANDORA]
Supercritical
[ENSEMBLE]
Look at that hair, that devious glare
[PANDORA]
I'm going to be an MP
[ENSEMBLE]
You've only got to look at that girl
And you're suddenly caught in a hazy world
And there's nothing we won't do
We want to be that girl
[PANDORA]
I'm a passionate activist for women's rights
I volunteer for MEDCAP on Friday nights
I like quote indicia
As I darn my tights
And I totally support hermaphrodites
Look at this world
I won't live in a thatcher right world
Inequality ends from today
If I had my way
And we'll get equal pay
[ENSEMBLE]
Everybody look at that girl
[PANDORA]
March to parliament!
[ENSEMBLE]
Look at that girl
[PANDORA]
Fight the government!
[ENSEMBLE]
She's like a dream
She's strawberries and creams
Her hair's the colour of treacle
[PANDORA, scatting]
[ENSEMBLE]
Her skin as soft as the snow
She believes that women are equal
And that the ranking classes should go
Take a look
[PANDORA, scatting]
[ENSEMBLE]
Take a look
[PANDORA, scatting]
[ENSEMBLE]
At that girl
