So Long Dearie

[DOLLY] Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye! Don't try to stop me Horace, please! Wave your little hand and whisper "So long dearie" You ain't gonna see me anymore But when you discover that your life is dreary Don't you come a knockin' at my door For I'll be all dolled up And singin' that song That says you dog, I told you so! So wave your little hand and whisper So long dearie Dearie should have said so long So long ago Ah, you've treated me so rotten and rough I've had enough of feelin' low So wave your little hand and whisper So long dearie Dearie should have said so long So long ago! For I can hear that choo-choo callin' me on To a fancy new address Yes, I can hear that choo-choo callin' me on On board that happiness express I'm gonna learn the hoochie koo and smoke a cigarette I'm gonna go as far away from Yonkers as a girl can get! So... (spoken) And on those cold winter nights, Horace Snuggle up to that cash register! It's a bit lumpy but it rings! (sung) Don't come a knockin' I'll be all dolled up And singin' that song That says you dog, I told you so So Horace, you will find your life a sad old story When you see your Dolly shuffle off to glory Oh I should have said so long... So long ago!