Champagne

She won't touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it's champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain't no use Champagne Drinking She can drink it in the morning She likes it in the morning Beat the blues out of bed Disturbing It's quite disturbing To see how much she's absorbing But she never has a sore head Pleasing Mmm sure it's pleasing Serve chilled not freezimg She'll be delighted Leaving I was thinkin' about leaving Before it gets to be evening Might stick around instead She won't touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it's champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain't no use Champagne Smoking Standing in the rain smoking And my clothes are all soaking Saturated Joking I was hoping she was joking When she asked me I was choking If I'd be wed Coping Admirably coping At my attempts at groping On the bedspread Weddings All this talk of weddings Honeymoons and feather beddings Gonna end in bloodshed She won't touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it's champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain't no use Champagne! She won't touch one drop of Scotch She loves champagne Brandy wine lager and lime Nope it's champagne Put that gin in the bin She wants champagne Vodka juice ain't no use Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne!