Ticket, bought a ticket
Flew in from J.A., and we go ribbit
All-year holiday, home in the sun
Had to find work, so I came to England
Ticket, that's the ticket
Given the sack, we had to pick it
Now we're all on the dole, and there's lots of free time
Everybody is poor, they blame us for the crime
Ticket, that's the ticket
If you carry a purse, someone'll nick it
[?]
Ticket, bought a ticket
Went to football and see them kick it
In England the sport has got a bad name (Wembley!)
Violent support gonna ruin the game
Wicket, we need a wicket
When summer come, they play cricket
Botham is cool, selectors are spaced
England's losing again, W.G. disgraced
Ticket, that's the ticket
We have too much seed, you have to pick it
Imported by sense, sent in the mail
Beware of the dog, I got thrown into jail
Stick my head [?]
Seeing stars [?]
Ticket, I got my ticket
Been giving you grief? Tell them to stick it
Where I go?
Tell them
Ay, ay, ay ay
Ticket
Tell them
Ay, ay, ay ay
Tell them
Ticket, that's the ticket
Tell them
Ticket, ay, ay, ay ay, ticket, ticket
Tell them
Ticket, ticket, ticket
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