Pimpin' Ain’t Easy

[Chorus: Big Daddy Kane] Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) [Verse 1: Greg Nice] One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven Twelve, thirteen, start your age Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, the pubic stage Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum Let me get off the virgin before I cum Pick up my pants and thump and thump I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a 'Specially when the hoochie's on birth control-a Lift her up just like a pick-up truck Then I sat her down and we started to fuck Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo I hope this time I don't make a cookie Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie Two from the Greg Nice from the old school But bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cause [Chorus: Big Daddy Kane] Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) [Verse 2: Big Daddy Kane] Well, I say... Extra! Extra! Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it The Big Daddy law is anti-faggot That means no homosexuality What's in my pants'll make you see reality And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova Bend over! 'Cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads The K-A-N-E'll go the whole nine yards There's no time for coversation my dear (Ohh!) Is all I wanna hear So let's make a move, as I get smooth 'Cause the purpose I serve is to soothe I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!" Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi Some try to copy, but they look sloppy So imitators that wanna step to a Brother like me, lick my manure [Chorus: Big Daddy Kane] Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) [Verse 3: Smooth B] I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo And when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Ho But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E And if you girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree That when it comes to pimpin' hoes, it ain't easy First name, Smooth, last name, B When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg And when I take off my clothes, then I form a third leg They rub it with oils and suck it with ice Now I'm sweating, my mind is in paradise [Chorus: Big Daddy Kane] Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) [Verse 4: Scoob Lover] Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein' Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin' Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin' Right in front of me, hmm, not even knowin' A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie" Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams From my eyesight that was what it seemed I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer" To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi Hi, hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?" I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate" So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder Went for Tootie 'cause the girl was much older East to the Benz, I slowly walked Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk Sex in my mind, I was sure of it I wanted to tax that ass like the government [Chorus: Big Daddy Kane] Anything goes when it comes to hoes, because Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) Anything goes when it comes to hoes, because Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy) [Outro: Ant Live] Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny -- Bitch better have my money