GOD SAVE THE PONY.

Every band is a big band to someone Even if its just the cunts that are in one To reach the top of the slop Ya stop when you drop Begin again The sun is low England is balmy Another step toward the unknown Half full of flat whites And a gentrified bacon sarnie Wah wah wah It's all potholes and the price of fish And how a conservative therapist off wish saved me 13.66 from my electricity bill And taught me to praise the rich And fake knowledge and happiness at will Erm, Is that a dog or bitch? It don'tt matter mate, It'll still bite ya fuckin arm off It's as soaking wet and pissed off as I am And twice as bored Move on and thank your lord For not smiting you for being such a vague creation I gotta say I am fucking flabbergasted Barely passed minimum wage And I'm a rock n roll cliche If I'm honest I can't believe how long It's already lasted Stub my ciggy out in a crèmebrule I wanna do a backflip at a french sex party Sacrablu the boy's so arty Catch your eye as I step back from the edge I'm Just cooking the veg Hope ya don't mind the smell Turn your heels and raise hell He's Stoned in a hammock Baffled like the fly We're only here for a weekend kid Cheat, steal and lie Forget your pride and being dutiful You've got the box now lift the lid You've been beaten into something beautiful Go! In faith and folly God Save The Pony! I hope you're never tired I hope you're never lonely "