yo
so uhh
I successfully executed Operation: Steal Computer
again 😎
you left the room for 0.4 seconds
AND I STRUCK LIKE A RAT IN A LAN CABLE
I slid into my bros chair like it owed me money
logged in using psychic powers (aka guessing your password: "eggs123")
opened 17 tabs, 3 games, Discord, and a YouTube playlist called
“songs that go hard when you're stealing a computer”
volume: 100
fan: screaming
me: thriving
my bro was like “GET OFF MY PC”
and I was like “interesting input, unfortunately I’m ignoring it”
I told the CPU to stop caring and it did
I don’t even need your computer
I just like the thrill
I like the rage
I feed off the energy
I was born in it
molded by it
by the time you had a stable WiFi connection
I was already editing memes on yhis desktop and changing your wallpaper to a JPEG of a strawberry elephant
also I renamed all your folders
good luck finding anything now
🧍💻
I am the sibling now
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