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yo so uhh I successfully executed Operation: Steal Computer again 😎 you left the room for 0.4 seconds AND I STRUCK LIKE A RAT IN A LAN CABLE I slid into my bros chair like it owed me money logged in using psychic powers (aka guessing your password: "eggs123") opened 17 tabs, 3 games, Discord, and a YouTube playlist called “songs that go hard when you're stealing a computer” volume: 100 fan: screaming me: thriving my bro was like “GET OFF MY PC” and I was like “interesting input, unfortunately I’m ignoring it” I told the CPU to stop caring and it did I don’t even need your computer I just like the thrill I like the rage I feed off the energy I was born in it molded by it by the time you had a stable WiFi connection I was already editing memes on yhis desktop and changing your wallpaper to a JPEG of a strawberry elephant also I renamed all your folders good luck finding anything now 🧍💻 I am the sibling now