Skidmark

If I had to find the words to sum up you It wouldn’t be a difficult thing to do Cos ever since we met I knew you’d be A word that the radio would definitely bleep Cos whenever I see your face it springs to mind I call you it behind your back all the time And this word can be used in many ways So instead of just saying it let me explain If there came a situation I was locked in a room With Osama Bin Laden Adolf Hitler and you And I had a gun with two bullets to make shit right I’d let those evil pricks live and I’d shoot you twice And it might sound harsh but I really ain’t arsed Cos I’m the only one that sees through your facade So If I had the energy to play your stupid games These are the words I’d say You’re a cunt I hate everything about you Make sure you block my number cos I’m never gonna shout you You’re a cunt You make my life so uneasy You think that your all charming but your horrible and sleazy You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You put others down to feel better about yourself I’ve seen you at the bar moving creepy to girls Your face should be replaced with a big dart board You best bet il be the one to get the highest score I hate the way you dress Try so hard to impress You say too much when you should really say less If we’re on a night out get your own cab there I hope the driver goes the wrong way and doubles the fare Cos there is nothing that I like about you Nothing that you say is real or true You’ve got an entitled attitude an ego too big Is it just to make up for your tiny dick? You make me sick But from you I’ve been taught You ain’t even worth a second of thought So if I was to write a song about you today These are the words I’d say .. You’re a cunt I hate everything about you Make sure you block my number cos I’m never gonna shout you You’re a cunt You make my life so uneasy You think that your all charming but your horrible and sleazy You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You’re a cunt You’re a cunt Such a fucking cunt Why don’t you suck your mum